True

I haven't had intercourse in over two weeks.

Well, not in the last four hours, though. :D

It's going to be a gorgeous day.

True...except for the temp! But the sun is shining and the sky is blue.

Spring can't get here soon enough for me...these clothes have got to go!

True. Hope this was a parting blast of winter.


May take in a movie tonight.

False, but it would be nice.

I'm developing yet another headache.

True, and I hope it gets better.

I've got to fix a friend's laptop computer tonight.

False.


Reality is an acceptable substitute for fantasy.

True.

Patience is a virtue.

True.

I'm feeling tired.

False, your second wind has just kicked in.


My balls need a fresh shave before tonight.

False, you don't shave


my shoes are too tight

False. I'm barefoot, like a Kentucky girl should be.

I'm doing laundry.

False.

I've got to go to the restroom. :)

False.


I must help my son.

False.

I need to get ready for my meeting.

False.


I must plan for the future.

Well if I have to..

I need to be touched tonight

As of right now (3AM), I'd say, 'True'

I got my annual physical next Monday

False.


The cats are chasing each other all around the house.

False. I only have one...but sometimes she chases her invisible friend (only explaination I can draw from her behavior)

I should be doing something else right now.

True sadly- should be studying for the GRE tomorrow :(

I like to blare loud music.

False...

I like Classical Music and Jazz...

True


I listen to "my" music station at work.

False..

I am one of those weird people who don't need to listen to music all the time...

false - still weird... but must listen to music often.

I like to dance around my room.

False

I need to fix another glass of soda.

False. Is it broken, DB?

I need a little lovin

True.

My muscles hurt.

False--but I'm jealous!

I have things I need to be doing around the house.

false-
i was very productive today

False. Mine was just down.


Still, Pixies is always here!

True

But we are not always logged in, right? (just seems that way)

True...But I have been away and this is the busy time of year so I can only grab a few minutes now and then...

True. Sometimes I'm too busy to spend more than a few minutes here.


The carpet needs cleaning.

True

I'd rather be doing something else right now

True.


A nice nap comes to mind.