Who is Perrigen (Pippin) Took?

Jack was nimble and quick.

Who was it that jumped; and, couldn't he have picked a sexier target than a candlestick holder?

50% off.

what is the way I like to see womens clothes(well 100% is much better)


The bitch is back

What does Booger say when he sees an ex-girlfriend?


hugs, kisses, promises

What is what a man will do to get in a womans pants?


whips and cuffs and candles oh my !!

What is Lil doing playing Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh My?

Frosting and whipped cream

What is a good topping for licking off a penis

licorice whips and hersheys kisses

What does Willy Wonka use for a night of kinky sex?

fingerprints & DNA

What the sex police will find all over Scotzoidman's body when I am done with him!!! :D


Oysters, clams and a blanket

What is sex in the country?

strap-on and k-y gel

Why can women bend over for soap in prison showers?

Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails

What does the wicked witch of the west use in her martini's in place of olives.


silk sheets

What would you find on Uncle's bed?? :D:D

Sugar, Spice, and everything nice

What is Glyndwr made of? ~tongue firmly in cheek~


Painting in the nude

What causes paint dribbles on private parts.

turkish bath and soda