I guess that's why it's called a woody ... that thing in my pants.

I wonder why there is all this moisture in my pants?

I feel something pushing on the fabric in my pants.

I need some action ... in my pants

It's so boring in my pants

:yikes:

That seems totally unbelieveable to what's in my pants

I wish that picture I posted showed me...in my pants! :D

Great philosopher once asked, "If I walk around the house naked, is there still something in my pants?" :confused:

I really would like some company in my pants

I think I'd prefer a beautiful lady in my pants. :D

(Sorry, bare4you, couldn't resist.)

It's been a while since there was any action in my pants.

(thanks DB) :rofl:

I sometimes like to take out what had been in my pants.

I crave some action in my pants

It's too early for me to get very excited in my pants.

not for me:D

i'm all Stiff.....in my pants!