True.

Wife and I had lunch with two other couples that we're friends with.

False.

I wish I could take a nap.

True (but we've got to pick our car up in a couple of hours. :()

It's bright and sunny here.

True.


It's COOOOOOLD!

False, at least, not THAT cold.

I'm frustrated about something.

False.

I feel pretty contented right now.

True, and I like the feeling. (looks up waiting for the other shoe to fall)


It's too cold for a spring day!

False.

I want something WI has. (His Twizzlers, people! Get your minds out of the gutter!)

True, I'd like to be the recipient of his cooking. (He would prefer us to be in the gutter, I'd bet!)

I'm looking forward to payday.

I'm always looking forward to pay day!

I'm not looking forward to paying bills

True...and when Mrs. WI passes on...well, someone's gonna have to! :D

I think I should've skipped this last cup of coffee!

false I need more


The sun is shining brightly today.

True but it's soooo cold!

It's a lazy day for me.

False...constant interuptions!

Not a cloud in the sky right now.

False ... there are a couple floating by beneath the bright sunshine. ;)

Rats, gotta take the car in on Friday to have inner tie rods installed and wheels aligned. Takes a special tool and they can't do it locally. :(

False. :( for DB, though.

I have 135349876 things to do tonight.

False.


I have to pick up my daughter later.

false, i'm on hoilday from work for a 13 days so i have very little to do!


I'm al this moment only wearing shorts and a smile...

False at the moment

I have a crazy week in front of me.

false.


I have a sexless week ahead of me

False (I hope)


The international news is a downer!

true.


Making half arsed Karaoke singer's into music stars is killing real music,

False. They will fade away without a trace.


Never enough time!

true, even when U think u have nothing to do time still rushes by,

my lower parts are sweaty and not nice the now

True.

Will try to save time for perving.

true, But why save time? U should always make time for that!


the main bonus of my job is there's lots of hotties around me,

Ouch! Correction noted!

False. Gotta get a job like that.


I should loose weight.

true but i cant be arsed...........................mind u i have lost over a stone recently, U gotta love the beer and hot dog diet i'm on now!

I need a hoilday.

True.

I need to escape to a tropical island.

true. shall we run away together??


I still need a hair cut.

True.


In the South Pacific.

true.


With white sandy beaches and clear blue sea's

True, black sand will do fine though.

I want to make love on the beach while the sun kisses our bodies.

True.


Slowly and gently.

True.

Then, hard and fast.

True.


Then go to a Luau.

Sure.

Then slip in the water.

False


Then go bar hopping

False

Then go lay in the sand