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"A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains, cheese, milk's leap toward immortality." ~ Clifton Fadiman

#2491
Never allow butter, soup or other food to remain on your whiskers. Use the napkin frequently.
Never hesitate to take the last piece of bread or the last cake; there are probably more.

Hill's Manual of Social and Business Forms: Etiquette of the Table (1880)

#2492

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
~ P. G. Wodehouse

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Let's get to 2500 ...

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#2500

me too...

{checking in via modem on the road, literally...cruising down the highway dialed back to the home PC and using it as an ISP :)}

2502

#2503 ... just be careful driving and posting.

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My attempt at stand up :)

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.