Reading "woman" and quickly carrying out a gender check in my trousers

Scanning profiles is a good way to avoid mis-identification ... if they identify gender.

(I've goofed before, too. :))

Time to go crawl in a hole now and die of embarassment. Good bye :wave:

Understand ... so I fixed up this really neat hole with comforters and pillows and chilled wine and ... oops ... did I overdo it?

Very funny DB....you may stop laughing at me now. :p

Will you accept my apology for teasing you that way?

X-actly what will you give me if I do?

Your wildest fantasy?

"Zipper pulling with teeth?" Cool I always wanted to do that one. :D

Always hoped for that to happen, too. :)



(That new avatar is fantastic ... you'll have PF drooling for sure ... along with the rest of us guys. :))

Bet we could have a lot of fun.


(thanks, its my goal to make PF and the rest of you drool. ;) )

Could you define your meaning of 'fun'?

Do you need me to tell you or show you?

Examples will be accepted and are encouraged.

For you dear anything. ;)

You sure know how to appeal to my body parts. :)

*Giggles* Stop looking at my ass you went out of the ABC order. :D

How could you not drool, stare, dream about, want to do, want to taste that hot sexy ass. :hot: :drool:

I think that’s a very nice looking ass!

Joyfully acknowledges that I was distracted by that lovely avatar.

kinky avatars are a perfectly legitimate reason for momentary distraction.

Lucky for us Pixies we like to be distracted.

may it always be that way.

Naturally, it's nice of you ladies to accept me in spite of my faults. :)

Oh, I think you are much to modest. Now lets all get naked!! :D

Perhaps I should have waited until you made the suggestion. :D

Quite so Mister DB. :D

Ready now, mamm. ;)

someboby pinch me, i think i'm dreaming

Tweeks her tush tenderly. :)

Under these shorts I am not wearing any panties.

Velvet ones are what I have on right now.

Wow ... velvet panties?

X..........actly :rolleyes:

You sure know how to get our attention, Galatea. :)

Zounds! May I help you out of those beautiful panties?

Always great when a guy asks first, jseal.

Be careful velvet doesn't like stains. :D

Carefully pull them down your legs!

Don't worry about ripping them or staining them because I have another pair.