I'm sure glad we came to this party. It's so much better than having all those creeps come to our place. :)

I'll sure hate to see the elections get over with ...

because they are the most refreshingly honest group of people who clearly care for their constituants and are not the least bit concerned with all that hollywood and media hype like those damn nuns.

i *love* changing diapers because...

The smell is just wonderful!!!!

I love seeing people in love because......

... being a voyeur has been a career goal of mine. :)

Flat tires are wonderful because ...

....its so much fun freezing my ass changing one by hand


Cold weather is great...

Cold weather is great...because it helps give you such interesting body colors when you sunbathe.

Most guys hate it when their ladies go down on them ...

Just about as much as they hate winning a million dollars!

Most men think I'm very unattractive....

Most men think I'm very unattractive....except for days and nights and what's in between.

Pizza sounds good...

Pizza sounds good when it hits the guy that just spilt his beer all over my favorite outfit.


Public diisplays of affection are great.

For sure....lol.....that is like pissing in the wind!


You loved to be held and hugged firmly

You loved to be held and hugged firmly ... especially when it's by a 800 pound gorilla. :rolleyes2

I love watching the news ...

I love watching the news......sure just as much as i like sticking my thumbs in my eyes and drinking vodka thru my nose


I love to masturbate

I love to masturbate.......yes its just as enjoyable as washing my entire body in hydrochloric acid!


I love to Jog

I love to jog....Ya about as much as i like to feel the lactic acid in my muscles build up and i throw up from it


i like to watch others have hot steamy.................coffee

i like to watch others have hot steamy ... coffee ... almost as much as I love watching grass grow or snow melt.

I think raunchy movies are great entertainment ...