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dm383 12-09-2003 04:48 PM

Just a few non-seasonal cartoons!
 
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A few "funnies", to take your minds OFF Xmas!! :)

dm383 12-09-2003 04:49 PM

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First date?!?!?!....

dm383 12-09-2003 04:51 PM

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Gone Fishin'!!

dm383 12-09-2003 04:54 PM

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There's big....... and then there's BIG!! ;)

(No offence to ANYONE, I promise!!)

dm383 12-09-2003 04:55 PM

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Now you know why you HATE going to the dentist!! :)

dm383 12-09-2003 04:56 PM

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This just takes contraception a wee bit TOO far! :eek:

dm383 12-09-2003 04:57 PM

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Be careful where you buy your balloons this year!!!

dm383 12-09-2003 04:59 PM

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Possibly a bit lacking in taste....... but funny all the same!

(Apologies, if this causes ANY offence!)

dm383 12-09-2003 05:01 PM

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Last one............couldn't resist ONE wee dig at Christmas!! :D



Hope you liked 'em!!;)

DM

dicksbro 12-09-2003 10:47 PM

DM, those are terrific. I'd seen the "Milking the Cow" one before and thought that was really cute. Actually, they all were. Thanks.

DB

dm383 12-11-2003 06:23 AM

Pizzaaaaaaa!!!
 
A man phoned his local Pizza delivery firm, and asked for a "Thin & Crusty Supreme"!

Half an hour later the door-bell rang; he answered it, and found..



















Wait for it!!.....




































Diana Ross!!




Sorry!! ;)

DM

dm383 12-11-2003 06:33 AM

Good News?!?!
 
A stunning young secretary walks into her boss's office, without knocking.

"What is it?" he asks, a bit annoyed at being interrupted at his work.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you" she replies.

The boss isn't happy.....

"Why do you always have to give me BAD news" he complains, "Can't you tell me some good news for a change?"

"Alright then, I will..." she says........

























"You're NOT Sterile!!!"

dm383 12-11-2003 05:10 PM

Just a little light relief!!
 
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Watch what you wish for!

dm383 12-11-2003 05:11 PM

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Computer dating DOES have it's failures!!!

dm383 12-11-2003 05:12 PM

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Sometimes, you can love your animals TOO much!


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