Imagining said fancy staplers being used to attach cotton balls to a bra :hot:

mmmmmmmm sexy staplers...the kind you can use to staple the center of big books....can you add mine to their tab???? :p

Woohoo! Wear the dress & invite me over if you take him up on the offer.

Some jokes I got in an e-mail from a friend. Posted them in the "jokes" thread. They were great. :D

A special friend.

The fact that in a world where your lights will be cut off if you are late paying the bill, somehow there is a phone company that is letting an account go unpaid, so I can still hear his voice.

SUNSHINE! For the 6th straight day... must have been sent up from the Sunshine State!

My daughter putting the salad in the freezer thinking I wanted it more fresher! :rolleyes:

LOL !!!! are you sure CGT our daughters arent the same !!!!!
:spin:

LOL Yeah she is truly a blonde. :D :p
*ducks and runs from the blondes in pixies*

^^ And can you just imagine CGT...... we have even MORE fun than YOU!!! ^^^ LOL

That's yet to be proven. :p :whack:

DB's jokes & Lil's call

Lil's post.

That my friends support me when I'm being sappy and weak.