False, no asthma.

I'm getting sleepy.

Fighting one of my sleep attacks right now.

I heard a meaningful song earlier today on the radio.

False. But I may have hurt someone.

It's getting hot outside...I may have to turn on the AC.

Kinda true - AC comes on all by itself, and it's beautiful outside...wish these darned windows open!


I'm watching the clouds.

I could if there were any out today....just kinda warm and sunny.

I killed a 60-foot spider today, but only after much trouble.

False it was only 20 foot.

I am waiting for the kids to go to sleep.

True.

I am glad to be back home earlier than I expected.

True, but you forgot to get milk...
I am watching Sponge Bob Square Pants..

fals - well maybe true I don't know you....

I am going to see bruce springsteen tomorrow

False--but I hope you have a good time, musicman.

I've got another busy day tomorrow.

True, but there's always the possiblilty you'll get home early.
I should water the lawn.

True, but I probably won't.

(And I'm working at home tomorrow.) :D

I am enjoying a conversation with a friend.

True, happy to be considered as such.
I'm gonna stay up late.

Well, not too late.

I accomplished a lot today.