I have been to Morocco.


I never made a million dollars.

Nope.. I sure haven’t


I have never been North of Kansas City

Above below around it.

I never tasted tequila.

** Hic **

I never joined the mile-high-club.

Same here


I never washed an elephant.

I haven't either ... although I've watched old jungle movies where an elephant was washed. :shrug:

I've never been to an adult theatre.

I haven't either.



I never played polo.

Nope. Never have.

I never tried out for a professional sports team.

I did the Kansas City Royals farm team, but was already accepted into military.


I never had a public BJ.

Quite a few



I never totaled a car

I had one totaled by when a van ran a stop sign and plowed into our car on a residential street. :(

I never have been to Italy.

Always wanted to but never was able to do it.



I never visited the public restrooms in Paris.

I don't remember. Family visited Paris in 1948 but I don't recall if I used a public restroom. Don't remember ... I was only 4 or 5 at the time. :shrug:

I never dove off a high diving board.

Does cannonballing count?


I never got to see someone using a fucking machine.

I haven't either.

I never became a millionaire.