Tofu about a month ago....YUCK!!!!!:eek:

When was the last time you touched your toes without bending your knees?

This morning actually! Pretty spry for a lazy guy!

When was the last time you refused sex?

Last weekend when I went out on a "first and last" date with an incredible jackass.

When was the last time you found out someone wasn't really a true friend?

Couple of years ago at work when I needed someone's support and it just wasn't there. Ended up doing okay, but our friendship never quite recovered.

When was the last time you showered together with your spouse/so?

Every couple of days....have to conserve water ya know!!!


When was the last time you wanted to ask a question but were afraid to ask?????

Just yesterday, a friend of mine was down and I knew she was down because her husband is an ass, but i didnt want to ask cause I was afraid to give my opinion.

When was the last time you fell asleep spent?

Last night. I was pooped.

When was the last time you snuck in some fondling with your spouse/so in a store.

I always grab his butt in The Canadian Tire Store!!! He gets so excited in there!!!And he hates when I do it!!! :D (For those who don't know..CTS is a man's store)


When was the last time you saw an old girlfriend/boyfriend and thought "I wonder what if???????"

Every damm day! She works here! We don't talk, but damm, she still has one cute little ass! Today she is wearing jeans that are so tight that she must have had someone hold them and she jumped off the roof into them. (Ok, so I still notice her a bit,lol)

I know one "what if" and that is by now she would be severly bowlegged from a lot of hard riding. (oh well, life goes on)

Hmmm kinda got side tracked there.....;) :D :D

When was the last time you had a 2 minute quicky???

Gosh, not sure. There was the 2 minute 14 second quckie last week; and the one minute 43 second quickie the week before; and the ... well ... just not sure ... ;)

When was the last time your spouse/so gave you a sexy, x-rated card for a b'day or anniversary?

May 2....gave the DW a card w/ skimpy undies inside...tight fit, but
I got 'em in the envelope...

When was the last time you got in bed with your SO and just TALKED....

Last night. My wife and I do that quite often.

When was the last time you got into bed with your spouse/so and DIDN'T TALK? :D

Haven't been in bed with my spouse in over a month since we're living 5 states apart right now. But even before I moved, due to our crazy schedules we were rarely in bed at the same time, much less talk to each other there. :(

The person below me hasn't posted any pics in a long time and plans to rectify that situation very soon....:D

I really am thinking about a series that I may end up doing.

The person below me loves walking in the woods

Yep I do...and the last time was yesterday! :p

When was the last time you cranked your stereo so that the whole neighborhood heard ya?

Yesterday when i was downloading some new tunes

When was the last time you found yourself caught in someones web?

Not too long ago.....and this was not a bad thing....Shhhhh....it's a secret!

When was the last time you had ribs and Mac&cheese at the 'puter?

Ooohhhhhhhh, let's see........about 10 minutes ago. And it was gooooooooood!!!!!


When was the last time you got a manicure?

Well, it wasn't a manicure but I did trim my toenails the other day.

When was the last time you painted the town red?

Thank you for sharing Bro.....well...last night me, the missus and Sugarsprinkles painted the kitchen red.....Cap'n Morgan and Coke...Whoo-weee!

When was the last time you had to think fast....

Of course the term "fast" is a realive term based on age. Let's see, I thought of this answer in less than an hour :D :D

When was the last time you found a missing button on your shirt or blouse?

This morning....in the washer..also found a sock...;) :D

When was the last time you fell asleep while having sex?????

NEVER!!! For me, that would be impossible....I could never fall asleep when I'm having so much fun.:D:D

When is the last time you told your S/O just how much you really love them?

This morning as he angrily left for his work that he hates.


When was the last time you sex out in the great wide open (outside)??

At the beach last summer

When was the last time you woke someone up during loud sex?

Friday night........hair pulling, doggie , yummy rough sex;)

when was the last time you saw the sunrise?

The last time was near the end of summer......out all night at the beach! mmmm it was nice.

When was the last time you took a couple of hours and used them just for yourself....and what did you do?

Does "Postin' at Pixies" count? Do some of that most days. Some might thing every day but there have been exceptions. :)

When was the last time you had a flat tire on your car?

Back in May....while I was doing my paper route. Had to call hubby to get out of bed to come out to change it for me.

When was the last time you read a really "trashy" novel?

Read a really trashy story just yesterday. Not sure that a couple of pages counts as a novel, but the throught was in the right ... er ... was in place. :D

When was the last time you tied your partner up and teased them without (much) mercy. ;)

Oh damn...never had a partner that would allow it. :( (dammit anyway!)

When was the last time you had to take a written test? (and the fun tests here at Pixies don't count :D )

Had to write a test this past summer....was not fun!! But I passed with a 98%...woohooooo!!!

When was the last time you called in sick at work...but weren't sick????

Had to be more than a year and half ago, since I've been retired since a year ago office. Don't know that I ever totally lied, but there were times I stayed home when, if I'd really been motivated, I might have gone in.

When was the last time you went skinny dipping?

This summer in my mom's pool!!!!!!She don't know though!!!


When was the last time you went skating?

Last year with the kids at a roller rink......OMG busted my ass sooooo many times :D:D

~when was the last time you ate dessert before dinner?;)

Heehee Saturday night!!!! Had whip cream and chocolate covered stawberries---> on my man before we went out to dinner!!!!!

When was the last time you missed the toilet???? :D

We were out shopping and there was not restroom close by and I really had to go. Boy, did I miss a toilet then. I was lucky to get home without really making a mess.

When was the last time you dropped something in the stool and had to "reach in" to get it? ewwwww

daughter threw a pen in last night and 'twas retrieved with the aid of rubber gloves.

When was the last time you realised you'd run out of toilet roll only to really need it?

Two days ago. Isn't that the most frustrating thing.

Fortunately one of my sons heard me and brought me a roll. (It was almost funny as he only openned the door enough to "toss" the roll in. Oh well ... whatever works.

When was the last time you went to a store to get something, and forgot what it was (at least for a minute or two)?