What would I like to see when I wake up the morning after my birthday?:D


A 6-pack of beer and a bug zapper

Q; What is included in a Rednecks Party supplies


A ; a smile ,a coke & a marblboro light

What are light cowboys living on?

A fax saying "it´s too much!!"

(DB: thank you for explaining)

Q: How does the girl who blew you last night blow you off the next morning?

A: A woman and an airplane

What are 2 of 3 requirements to join the Mile High Club?


A tree-house, a tire swing, and insect repellant

Q: What do you need for a 'backyard adventure'?

A: A man and a submarine

What do you need for a deep blue blow job?


A blanket and a rose

What is one sweet picnic?

An inflatable doll.

What is a cheap date?


Cordless drill and a srewdriver

What was once a drink and can now be a womans best friend?

Gutters and leaves

What is the worst combination in the fall?


Fingernail clipper and a Sharpie

What a veternarian uses for sex toys???? :D :D


Bubbles, water and cum!

What are three things Diva likes to bathe in?

A fantastic site, if the curtains are open.

What is a Pixie members' bedroom window.............


Messed up bed...........rope............xxx rated videos.....

What would you find under some Pixie member's bed?


Baseball, hockey, and basketball