^^^LOL Ewwwww!^^^

I love meetings...where the boss goes on and on about stuff I already know.


Thunderstorms are such a....

Thunderstorms are such a....nice way to fill in for a sick drummer.

Peter Piper picked a peck ...

Peter Piper picked a peck ... but he really preferred his wife would peck his peter.


Since I know how to get there I don't need a map.

Since I know how to get there I don't need a map. I only took this dirt road with all the potholes because I thought it might be more scenic ... besides ... we should be able to 'rock the car' out of this mud in a little bit.

Tomorrow's another day ...

Tomorrow's another day ... Oh, man, did you have to remind me!!!



Campaign donations do a lot of good.

Campaign donations do a lot of good ... they help support 'Promises Made to be Broken' ... a no-results organization designed to support the life style of the rich and otherwise unemployable.

Sometimes people get touchy ...

Sometimes people get touchy. So why isn't that woman over at the bar getting touchy with me?


I'll just make this brief.

I'll just make this brief... about as brief as J Lo's marriages.

I love women who play hard to get...

I love women who play hard to get, I love seeing time, money and effort getting pissed away - and then getting rejected.

I love Pixies.


;)

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I love Pixies....especially when they get all fired up about politics. It's a wonderful warm up to flirting and sex.


I've had a hard day today...

I've had a hard day today...hard getting up, hard to get moving, hard to get enthused ...

Erections in public ...

Erections in public...oh, thanks...can't it be hard nipples poking through sheer blouses?


Slow people driving in the left lane on a freeway ...

Slow people driving in the left lane on a freeway ... let the fast drivers stay in the lane where the signs are still visible.

Halloween is fun because ...

Halloween is fun because ...we now get to check candy for razorblades!


I'm sure glad we came to this party.