What is a frozen frankfurter?


rear view mirror

ttt

Where is the last place you want to see your lover's husband?


A chocolate tally whacker

What would you whack a chocolate tally with?




Presidential Debates

What is an exercise in futility? (Bush will never learn how to speak the English language)


The Wedding Planner

What is a father with a shotgun?



Suggestion Box

What have I installed on my nightstand? :D

Lick the plate

What do you do for her that you shouldn't do at the dinner table?

It's hard to get up in the mornings.

What doesn't a horny woman want to hear her man say?




48 hrs.

What is the guinness world record for having sex?

Liposuction

What's another way to say "fat sucks?"





Election Day

What's a Japanese hooker's favorite holiday?




erection day

What's a day worth celebrating?




Couch potato

What did the French Fry look for when she felt horny?

Growing excitement.

What is the best job on the 'Emotion Farm'?

Lust for life