i need to make th kids some new cds. they want to listen to same songs over and over and over. i hear them so much, i wake up singing them. :p


marmalade's from scotland
rugs from pakistan
mexico has jumping beans
and cars are from japan
clowns are from the circus
barking comes from dogs
eggs come from a chicken
and log cabins come from logs
but where, where do they make balloons?
oh where, where do they make balloons?

new york has tall buildings
and new jersey has its malls
pisa has a leaning tower
will it ever fall?
the ocean has the fishes
london has a tower
in holland they have windmills,
lots of bikes, and pretty flowers
but where, where do they make balloons?
oh where, where do they make balloons?

balloons
balloons
balloons
balloons

spaghetti is from china
but italians make it best
ants can make an anthill
and monkeys make a mess
hungary isn't hungry
and french fries aren't from france
turkeys aren't from turkey
they can't fly but they can dance
but where, where do they make balloons?
oh where, where do they make balloons?

Sounds rather corny but hey, this one really can work.

Nat King Cole ~~ "Smile"

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

Oh yeah, this one fits me to a tee. :rofl:

"I'm Too Sexy" ~~ by Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Come away with me in the night
Come away with me
And I will write you a poem

Come away with me on a bus
Come away where they can't tempt us
With their lies

I want to walk with you
On a cloudy day
In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high
So won't you try to come

Come away with me and we'll kiss
On a mountaintop
Come away with me
And I'll never stop loving you

And I want to wake up with the rain
Falling on a tin roof
While I'm safe there in your arms
So all I ask is for you
To come away with me in the night
Come away with me

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

Hey, couldn't be a more appropriate song today.

Back Home Again In Indiana

Back home again in Indiana and it seems that I can sing
The gleaming candle light still shining bright through the Sickamores for me
A new born hay sends all its pragnance from the fields I used to roam
When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash
Then I long for my Indiana home

Anybody up for a little McCartney?

Maybe I'm Amazed

Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way You Love Me All The Time
Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Love You
Maybe I'm Amazed At The The Way You Pulled Me Out Of Time
And Hung Me On A Line
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need You

Maybe I'm A Man And Maybe I'm A Lonely Man
Who's In The Middle Of Something
That He Dosen't Really Understand
Maybe I'm A Man And Maybe You're The Only Woman
Who Could Ever Help Me
Baby Won't You Help Me Understand

Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way You're With Me All The Time
Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Leave You
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way You Help Me Sing My Song
Right Me When I'm Wrong
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need You

If You Can't Smile and Say Yes ~~ Nat King Cole

Knock me a kiss, youll never miss
When Im ready to go.
But if you cant smile and say yes,
Please dont cry and say no!

Squeeze me a squoze in these fine clothes,
Mmmm...i love you so.
But if you cant smile and say yes,
Please dont cry and say no!

When I ask for a date, the answer is no.
You dont know what youre saying.
Dont you know the wars on,
Everything is rationed,
How bout that jive, keep me alive?

Baby, let bygones be bygones,
cause men are scarce as nylons.
And if you cant smile and say yes,
Please dont cry and say no!

~interlude~

Baby, let bygones be bygones,
cause men are scarce as nylons.
And if you cant smile and say yes,
Please dont cry and say no, no, no, baby
Please dont cry and say no.

I love little pussy,
her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her
she'll do me no harm,
So I'll not pull her tail
nor drive her away,
But pussy and I together will play.

atomic punk ~ van halen

I am a victim of the science age
A child of the storm. Whoa, yeah
I can't remember when I was your age
For me, it says no more, no more.
Nobody rules these streets at night like me!
The Atomic Punk!
Oh, yeah. Ah-ah!

I am the ruler of these netherworlds
The underground. Whoa, yeah
On every wall and place my fearsome name is hung
Just look around. Whoa, yeah

Nobody rules these streets at night like me!
The Atomic Punk!!
Ahhah!

(insert some eddie playin like a god)

Ohh!

I am the ruler of these netherworlds
The underground. Oh-oh
On every wall and place my fearsome name is hung!
Look around. Whoa, yeah!

Nobody rules these streets at night like me!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh!
The Atomic Punk!!!

The cock doth crow
To let you know,
If you be wise,
Tis time to rise.

Live In My House
I'll Be Your Shelter
Just Pay Me Back
With One Thousand Kisses
Be My Lover - I'll Cover You
*
Open Your Door
I'll Be Your Tenant
Don't Got Much Baggage
*
To Lay at Your Feet
But Sweet Kisses I've Got To Spare
I'll Be There - I'll Cover You
*
I Think They Ment It
When They Said You Can't Buy Love
Now I know You Can Rent It
A New Lease You Are, My Love
On Life - Be My Life
*
Just Slip Me On
I'll be Your Blanket
Wherever - Whatever - I'll Be Your Coat
*
You'll Be My King
And I'll Be Your Castle
*
No You'll Be My Queen
And I'll Be Your Moat
*
I Think They Ment It
When They Said You Can't But Love
Now I Know You Can Rent It
A New Lease You Are, My Love
On Life
*
All My Life
I've Longed To Discover
Something As True As This Is
*
So With A Thousand
*
Sweet Kisses

If Your Cold
And I'll Cover You

Your Lonely
*
With A Thousand
*
Sweet Kisses
*
I'll Cover you
*
You've Got One
*
Nickel Only
*
With A Thousand
*
Sweet Kisses
*
I'll Cover you
When You're Worn
*
Out And Tired
*
With A Thousand
*
Sweet Kisses
*
I'll Cover You
*
When Your Heart
Has Expired
*
Oh Lover I'll Cover You
Oh Lover I'll Cover You

Rascal Flatts - Bless The Broken Road Lyrics

I set out on a narrow way many years ago
Hoping I would find true love along the broken road
But I got lost a time or two
Wiped my brow and kept pushing through
I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you
Every long lost dream led me to where you are
Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars
Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

I think about the years I spent just passing through
I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you
But you just smile and take my hand
You've been there you understand
It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true

Every long lost dream led me to where you are
Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars
Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

Now I'm just rolling home
Into my lover's arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you.

I just love this song!

U + Ur Hand ~~ Pink

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a **** fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dick head put his hands on me
But you see

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a ***k
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up
I'm not the one
Buh bye
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break
Break it down

In the corner with your boys you bet 'em five bucks
You'd get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah

You know who you are
High fivin, talking ****, but you're going home alone arentcha?

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
No
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
It's just you and your hand

I'm not here for your entertainment
No no no
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Yeah oh

the beatles

Now it's time to say good night
Good night Sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night Sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.

Close your eyes and I'll close mine
Good night Sleep tight
Now the moon begins to shine
Good night Sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.

Close your eyes and I'll close mine
Good night Sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night Sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.

Good night Good night Everybody
Everybody everywhere
Good night.