What are large political campaign contributions?


Spineless

How does Margaret Thatcher like her men?

Rock hard.

What was Tess’s previous nic?


It’s sticky.

what was exclaimed when the jelly doughnut exploded?

krispy kreme

What do you get from a frozen cow?


Fold it twice.

What not to do when putting on a condom?

Phone sex.

What costs a lot out of country?



Cyber sex.

What leads to sticky keyboards?

Alpha and omega

What is a polite way of prefacing the words "... damn it?"

I like sex because ...

can you think of a better way to spend your time?

just think....

What was the suggestion given to the lonely erotic novel author when his SO left him?

Tickets please ...

What does a bouncer at a popular brothel say?


He went thataway…

What's a good way to demonstrate the the "equal and opposite reaction" concept during an especially strong climax?

Eat me.

What does an M&M candy NOT say to someone who angers it?


It’s on my shoe.

where is the head of your penis?

meat popsicle.