What did the sub say when he saw the enema bottle and a butt plug?

Perfectly intense

What was the judgment by the language instructor of the verbs in the test sentence?


“I’ll try anything once!”

When confronted with several beautiful, sexy, horny ladies ... what is the typical, understated British response?

When in Rome ...

What did the pope say at the brothel?

If I only had a brain

What did Dr. Frankenstein say to Igor?


Make it a stiff one please.

What did the creators of Viagra ask of those testing their product.



A midsummer night's dream

What are all the Pixie ladies lined up waiting for me?



It was a little bit too wide.

What was wrong with the "Hummer" when it reached the one-lane bridge?

Put it where?

What did John Kerry say to his wife the first time they had sex? :p

Sounds like a baaaaad idea

What did the ram say to the country bumpkin who wanted to play the part of the ewe?

I'm cummmmiiiiinnnnnggggg!

What is my favorite statement in the whole wide world?


I am a nature fan

What is a favorite claim of a nudist?



it's bouncing higher and higher.

What did the bankrupt say about one of his checks?



It can’t miss.

Why did the nut attach a spray attachment to his cock during sex?

The sun is coming up.

What starts a cock crying?


Pretty in pink