What is a chipmunk?

Back end up

what is a great position for sex?





slap and tickle

What is Lilith's idea of "stick" and "carrot?"

Sparkle and shine ...

What is the brand name of the latest chemical hair remover?

Stiff and hot...

What is a "Spicey Slim Jim?"

The calm before the storm.

what is that moment right befor orgasm?

just the way you are

What is the state I like my lover to be in?

Anyone got a ticket?

What did a cross-country racing driver say to the others after the race was over?


I’ve never seen one quite like that.

what did the hooker say to her john?

jellyfish

what is the secret services new codeword for "bush has made an as of himself again"

a lumpy mule

what did my old mattress feel like?

corned beef and hash

What's a good food and drug mix for the party?


Steel balls

What do some ladies have?


Anytime at all.

What is my favorite time for sex?

I think I feel sick.

Do you know how much gas costs?


Not In My Back Yard.