What does every man fantasize every woman saying to him?


“You’re dead meat!”

What did the vagina say to the penis when it went flacid?

Making up is half the fun.

What did one Queen say to the other in the Ladies room?


It isn’t in here.

What did the young man say to his inexperienced lover when she reached into his shirt pocket?

Spread 'em wide.

What is rule #3 in "How to Make the Best of Your Arrest"

They are always stuck inside the same hole.

Why do warn people Super Glue can be dangerous if one's not careful?

Soft and smooth.

What is a freshly shaved pussy?


It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet.

What is cereal? :)

probing and pulsing

what is your cock?


trembles when tweaked

What are "Kibbles and Bits" or is that "Nipples and Clits"? :D

Crunchy on the outside ...

what is creamy on the inside?



looks soft b4.......

What preceeds foreplay?

Creampies

what are things that get eaten?


gobstoppers








pm DB?

What are corks and condoms? :D

(Got your PM ... got my reply? :D)

Twinkies

what is a cream-filled pie?



nut stuffed