what did the conductor tell the orchestra?
Easy money

What did the prostitute find waiting for her when she walked in on the "Association of Lonesome Guys" convention?

What's for dinner?

an answer is a quesiton?
 

What is french for howyoudoin'?

Tied and dyed

What two words came to mind when the poet attempted to rhyme with tried and spied.

Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar ...

how did the stupid guy try to negotiate with the hooker?

yum yum yum

What did the tongue say when it met Ms. Vagina?

It's gonna' blow.

What did the penis say to the hot, wet mouth?




American Idol

What do you get when you leave your AMC Pacer running with nobody in it?


Hair Plugs

What are advertisements for follicle rejuvenation therapies?


Never on a Sunday.

what is the one day of the week i really hate working?

four score and seven years ago

What did the 87-year-old answer when asked about his birthday?

Good ideas should be encouraged.

what do I think when my wife brings up having sex more than once a day?

the caramilk secret

What makes little Escorts grow up into Crown Vics?

A good blowjob is the answer.

what is always the right question?

potash and kindling

What's another way to describe the result of a young woody getting all hot and bothered?

Stick it in, stick it in!