What is a man´s dream?

a blushed face.

What do you very rarely see at Pixies?


Crossword puzzles and jig saw puzzles

What do you buy someone you dislike for Christmas?


A vicar riding on a donkey

What is an ass on an ass?


blue, red and green

What colors do you turn when you feel sad, embarrassed, and envious all at the same time?

Monotonic Excitement!

What is boring masturbation?

Edible undies

what is some thing that sounds intereting

mono·ton·ic
adjective
1 : characterized by the use of or uttered in a monotone
2 : having the property either of never increasing or of never decreasing as the values of the independent variable or the subscripts of the terms increase

I assume it is in refrence to #2


wine, dine, 69

dang took to long to look up that word and dicksbro slip an answer in on me

an answer for dicksbro question would be

what is a complete waist of money


wine dine 69

What is dessert?

tumescent

What is a word that you cannot find in Langenscheidt-dictionaries?

A remote control, a flashlight and a screwdriver

What is a malfunctioning vibrator?

A glazed over look.

(GS ... tu·mes·cent (t›-mµs“…nt, ty›-) adj. 1. Somewhat tumid. 2. Becoming swollen; swelling.)

what is what I get after looking at the women pic for an hour



the queen of hearts

Who, according to the nursery rhyme, made some tarts?
(you don't suppose she was bi, do you?? :D )



Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Speak No Evil

Describe your current Government.....


Two empty Champagne glasses....