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What did the spider say to the fly?
Things go better with Coke. |
What do the crack heads say?
One for the road. |
what does it sometimes take before I leave home for work? LOL
2 down, 3 to go |
What's meant by 40%?
Don't confuse me with facts. |
What do Politicians say?
Lazy. Lazy. Lazy. |
What, respectively, did the turtle say to the snail; the rabbit to the turtle, and the cheetah to the rabbit when they finished the race?
Hamburger, fries and a Coke, please. |
What will I hear most if I lose my current job?
________ Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. |
what forms of transportation would I use to get me to some hot sex?
hello, how are ya? I'm arnold horshack! He he he |
What is the one line guaranteed NOT to get you laid?
Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute. |
What is the Dallas Cowboys player wages budget?
A steel rule and a bag of marshmallows |
What is camping out with minimalist attitude?
Seven hands curled into each other |
What would a major argument in sign language look like?
First little piggy went to market ... |
"May I have some more of those delicious pork chops?"
What a dump! |
what is the basement at the store I work at?
holy hooters batman! |
What did Robin say about the Priestess?
Sharp left ahead. |
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