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FussyPucker 05-22-2003 04:22 AM

#2055 - last for now ;)

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.

MilkToast 05-22-2003 05:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by dadaist
I'm not sure how many people were getting it in their homes in 1992, as gopher was still the tool of choice (until the University of Minnesota decided it reserved the right to potentially charge a fee for its use). Officially, the program known as worldwideweb got started at CERN in 1990 (on a black NeXT Cube!).

#2007


granted, probably not the best choice of words to say that it started up for for home use. Looking at the information on W3C.org and the history it would be safe to say that it was the first year that it was trully available to the non developers (i.e. the public).



Now, this is from personal recollection.... At the time it was browsable by text only and HTTP still had not replaced my favorite pass time for getting stuff: FTP (wuarchive, still around, being one of my all time favorites). Once the first versions of the browsers became available (beta versions of NCSA mosaic) my focus shifted to putting up a very early web page and seeing what was out there.

Guess I was in the right place at the right time: a college kid with too much time and a dorm room that actually had ethernet wired to it in 1992. At the time we all actually had PCs "on the net" without the worry, or need, for a firewall :)

2056

MilkToast 05-22-2003 05:38 AM

and now I gotta go to work :(

2057

GusAspar 05-22-2003 06:10 AM

2058 - It's cloudy over Battersea this morning, but there is just enough sunlight to operate the solar-powered fountain on my garden pond.

GusAspar 05-22-2003 06:11 AM

2059 - Of course, I should have said "this afternoon" in that last message. Have a nice one, everybody.

Cheyanne 05-22-2003 08:09 AM

2060

Good Morning Everyone!!!!

IAKaraokeGirl 05-22-2003 08:28 AM

2061~Good morning, Cheyanne. I don't know about you, but it's gorgeous in my part of Iowa. :)

Kimberly73 05-22-2003 08:43 AM

Good Morning....hope everyone had a great day..
#2062

White Noise 05-22-2003 08:51 AM

See, it's more fun without the numbers - so far away. But the fun in often in the journey

IAKaraokeGirl 05-22-2003 08:58 AM

#2064~Honolulu has the only royal palace in the United States.

IAKaraokeGirl 05-22-2003 08:58 AM

#2065~The order of insects containing the most species is beetles.

IAKaraokeGirl 05-22-2003 08:59 AM

#2066~General Douglas MacArthur smoked a corn-cob pipe.

IAKaraokeGirl 05-22-2003 09:00 AM

#2067~The human body typically weighs 40 times more than the brain.

IAKaraokeGirl 05-22-2003 09:01 AM

#2068~Smirnoff supplied the imperial Russian court with vodka from 1886 to 1917.

IAKaraokeGirl 05-22-2003 09:02 AM

#2069~Michaelangelo carved the famed Medici tombs in Florence.


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