How would I describe the best sex I've ever had?





The Stanley Cup

What did Stanley have to wear when playing football?

Low bridge ahead ...

What did figuring out what the sign said as your drove under the bridge and left the top of your car on the side you entered from?

YIKES!

What did the "Young Indian Kiltmakers Encouragement Society" use as it's acronym?

Taxes

what does the government waste on the wrong things?

heck of a day

When things go right or things go wrong, what's a good common answer? :D

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women ...

What was my life many years ago?


Perhaps next time.

:( Story of my life.




:D :D JK


Happy days are here again!

What do we all hope for but don’t expect?


With the left hand.

When his right hand was hurt, how did he masturbate?

Going for a ride.

What did she say she was about to do, as she smiled in anticipation?


Been there. Done that.

What did the shy young man hear when he first went to see a prostitute?

Hail, hail, the gang's all here.

What did the stranded lady hear from the Hell's Angels gang just before...



Maybe, maybe not.

What is the procrastinator's idea of a definite answer?

Pass the salt.

What do you do a few hours after eating too much salt?


The one and only.