What is the typical way to describe Illinois roads by the mile?

dicksbro,

I'll supply the answer.



In broad daylight.

Thanks jseal.

When should a person sleep who's been up all night having sex?

The tunnel of love

Name one dark, damp place that is nice to visit.

Better living through chemistry.

What is the claim of the street drug trade?


Forever yours.

How did Herpes sign the card he sent.



Ten o'clock.

When do they roll up the sidewalks in Toledo, Ohio?



Final four.

What will they be announcing on American Idol in 5 more weeks?


Two lumps, please

what did the transvestite ask her plastic surgoen

Dr. Feelgood

What did the nympho ask her obstetrician to do to her?


General admission.

What slogan did the senior protitute have on her business card?

It's Howdy Dowdy time!

What is the sewer workers creed?

maximum protection

What does an inch thick condom provide?


Soft and silky.

What did the penis say to the lube?

Sex is better than logic.

What was it the ancient Greeks found out that caused a major change in their society?


It felt like a roller coaster ride.