What does an earthquake in Ireland do?


Slippery when wet.

What was the reason given for using the lube?

Shoot for the stars.

What does a Hollywood gunman do?

Hang Ten.

what did the sheriff used to say on mass hanging day in the old west?

honey on toast

What is one of my fantasies about how I could take my Honey?

Gorgeous Slave Driver.

what would make me submit easily?

hell on wheels

What is teaching your children how to ride a two-wheeler?


Three Amigos.

What was parked in Joe Isuzu's garage?

Arsenic and old lace

what did they dress a cheating lover in to poison them in the old days?

happy happy joy joy

What is serving my Mistress well?


New cells.

what happens after sex when new life is created?

hogwash

What cleaned the hogs?


State of the art.

what is hanging on the wall of my house? thanks for asking


killer cornflakes

What did the Killer have for breakfast?


Next Big Thing.

What did they call it when Big Bird got an erection?

Strawberry blond