What did I see in the mirror?

Buffalo Riders

Whom did I invite over for tremendous amounts of shagging this evening?

The spot behind my knee.

What is the only scrap of virginal flesh on your body?

Eyes Forward.

Where do I try to look when my hot coworker walks in, and fail?

(Excellent question, jseal, by the way--you made me giggle.)

Well....that's certainly different.

What did the new guy say when he realized that everyone was nude?

Your fly is open.

What will you never hear said in a men's rest room?

My ding-a-ling.

how does my wife refer to me when introducing me to her friends?

silly love songs

What doesn't the guy want to sing when she's administering fellatio?

Chocolate ice cream.

Name one dessert that contains absolutely nothing bad for you. :D

The court of world opinion.

What is even less relevant than national courts?


A big fan.

Name one item essential for a pub that serves beer and pickles eggs.

Come the revolution.

What happens when you start something spinning?

You were there.

What did his wife say when she suspected he was with another woman?




Mr. Wizard

Who did Mrs. Wizard marry?

Buffalo breath.

What is too strong ever for extra-strength Certs?




Shamrock Shake