What was Widdle and Fiddle Diddle's first child named?

The cow jumped over the moon

Name the event that sparked the space race.

E pluribus unum

What is a noble ideal?

The NFL.

What championship will the Detroit Lions never win?





Mrs. Butterworth and the Jolly Green Giant

What two product icons were secretly having a sexual relationship?

The die is cast ...

What cube is made of iron?


More than three.

how many is more than a crowd?




Trojan Horse

Who is to blame when the condom is too large?

A chicken in every pot.

What is the Chick-Fil-A motto.

Lighten the load

What's another term for masturbation?



handcuffs and blindfolds

What can be used to restrain the aggressor ... or ... er ... aggress the restrainer? :rolleyes:

shoes and socks

What are the first things most people take off before going to bed?





campaign reform

What is a clever tool to give an incumbent an advantage it can't buy?

Maiden form

What did the chastity belt ad theme focus on?

Never on Sunday.

What is one of the seven most common excuses not to have sex?




The Michelin Man