What did the person say after waking up in the middle of a room full of naked sleeping people?

Buy two, get one free.

Why did Lilith and Love Diva grab Lixy chick before heading for the Vibe store?


Crabs on the rocks

What might you sometime call the result of drunken sex?

Finished first

What is the motto of the Premature Ejaculation Society?


"Not on my watch!"

What you say to an elephant before he sits.

Surely you jest.

What did Clint Eastwood say when he was asked to become a stand-up comedian.

Would you repeat that?

What do women say when guys cum too quickly?

shave and a haircut

What techniques are often used on the lower and upper ends of the body respectively?

Get naked ... now!

What did my dom say to me?

Weapons of Mass Destruction.

What is another term for chili and beer.

Peace in our time.

What's the best way to describe those quiet moments following passionate sex?

Elementary my dear Watson

What quote cannot be found in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock
Holmes stories?

A moving violation.

What is sex on a bus?

A pearly puddle.

What forms when it rains at the entrance to Heaven?

Identity Theft.

What Mr. Hyde does to Dr. Jekyll.

Hey diddle diddle.