Turning away for only a moment, he grabbed the film and quickly loaded his camera and video recorder.

"Use the buttplug!", he hollered, unable to contain himself any longer.

"Vasoline first," he added.

"Who the hell is THAT?", said the guy to his lover.

Xavier is his name and he has never been this excited to be taking pictures.

"Ya'll get undressed and start posing," he said in a Texas drawl (which somehow seemed a little unusual for a guy named Xavier :D).

Zoom zoom went the shutter on the camera as he sapped off one hot picture after another.

"Alleluia," he screamed when he became convinced he was getting great pictures of some super sexy people.

Below he heard a loud noise and looked down to see that it was the police coming up the stair!

Confusion reigned as everyone got dressed before the police made it up all 7 flights of stairs and Xavier hid the film he'd been shooting.

Deciding he had better get while the getting was good Xavier climb out the window and scurried down the fire escape.

Everything was okay until he realized there was no fire escape. :(

So he hurried back inside the building and quickly entered into another apartment.

Golly, wasn't that nice that TT left out the "F" work in front of the word "So". :D :D

Hiding in a corner he felt for the film, reassured it was still there. But now what?

Incredulously, he realised that he had left the camera in the other apartment.

Jokingly, he said he hadn't left it ... it was trying to run away.

Keeping an ear out for the police he began snooping around the apartment he was in.

Looking through a crack in the plaster, he jumped back, screaming "SPIDER"

Mainly, that was just a ploy to cover his trying to get his camera back.

The door burst open and a very busty, female cop enter the room, gun drawn. Freeze she yelled!!

Not one to disobey orders, he tried not to move, but the huge knockers on that cop were creating disturbing movements below his belt.

"Open your fly and do it now!" she commanded.

Pulling down his zipper he complied.

She walked over to him reaching into his pants and.....

Tenderly touched his privates, teasing them and tempting him.

(We are not following the rules of the game here. I am starting with DB. Its ABC's)

Undressing each other slowly, letting the passion rise within them.

Very lightly she ran her fingers over his chest.

While he slowly ran his fingers into her hair, bringing his mouth down on hers.

"X-traordinary," he said with a grin as he marveled at her beauty.

"Yummy," she replied as she gazed upon his hard body.

"Zowie!" they both exclaimed as the reached the peak of their passion.

As they caught their breath he leaned over and lightly kissed her.

But then, he noticed that same damn spider dangling above her left breast.

Crying out in fear she moved quickly as he reached out and killed that spider.

"Darling! You're my hero!" she said hugging him.

Empowered by her words of praise he pulled her back into his arms kissing her with passion and desire.

Feeling her nipples straining to meet him, he very nearly lost all semblance of control.

Gazing into his eyes she slipped her hand down and stroked his engorged manhood.

Hardened and horny, his hands pulled up her skirt and fondled her passionately.