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What is a horny madam toad wading in where male frogs haven't feared to spread?
A mouth, a cock, an orgasm |
What is the outcome of a good blow job???
Tv, hockey and beer |
what are three thing to do if you arn't having sex
sex, drug and rock and roll |
What 3 things do you need to have a good weekend in the woods?
A tisket, a tasket, and brown and yellow basket |
Where does DildoDiva keep her toys?
A Big Mac, A Whopper, and a Big Beef Burrito Supreme |
What sounds good to eat every night at exactly 10:30?
loud, willing, beautiful, and shiny |
An erect cock with an attitude ...
horny, hard and happy |
What do I wish my husband was/is? <sigh!>
A black light, Jefferson Airplane, and love beads |
What were your best ever buys at a car boot sale?
Many times, but this is the first with an aardvark. |
What is taking my pet for a walk on it's leash?
Motown, Nasville, and Branson |
What did the Beverly Hillbillies name their triplets?
Bent over a picture of Lara Croft |
What is a picture of scaffolding?
handcuffs and hand lotion. |
What are gifts every lady needs for her bithday?
Flowing orgasms and candles |
What is the perfect 3 day weekend?
~sunglasses and antibiotics |
What you need after a long night with a hardcore mistress?
Camera, 100 naked women and a box of cookies. |
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