What is a horny madam toad wading in where male frogs haven't feared to spread?

A mouth, a cock, an orgasm

What is the outcome of a good blow job???


Tv, hockey and beer

what are three thing to do if you arn't having sex



sex, drug and rock and roll

What 3 things do you need to have a good weekend in the woods?

A tisket, a tasket, and brown and yellow basket

Where does DildoDiva keep her toys?


A Big Mac, A Whopper, and a Big Beef Burrito Supreme

What sounds good to eat every night at exactly 10:30?


loud, willing, beautiful, and shiny

An erect cock with an attitude ...

horny, hard and happy

What do I wish my husband was/is? <sigh!>


A black light, Jefferson Airplane, and love beads

What were your best ever buys at a car boot sale?

Many times, but this is the first with an aardvark.

What is taking my pet for a walk on it's leash?


Motown, Nasville, and Branson

What did the Beverly Hillbillies name their triplets?

Bent over a picture of Lara Croft

What is a picture of scaffolding?

handcuffs and hand lotion.

What are gifts every lady needs for her bithday?

Flowing orgasms and candles

What is the perfect 3 day weekend?

~sunglasses and antibiotics

What you need after a long night with a hardcore mistress?

Camera, 100 naked women and a box of cookies.