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...and I'll show you someone with too much free time.
Show me a lady who wants to be a tramp... |
.... and I'll show you a guy that wants to be trampped on.
Show me a guy that would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing and....... |
...I'll show you a man who is both tone deaf and has no sense of smell.
Show me a woman who likes him anyway... |
and I'll show you Helen Keller.
Show me a man who goes out wearing only a thong and black socks............................. |
and I'll show you an ex-President.
Show me a woman who pumps iron..... |
And I'll show you someone who can kick most men's ass.
Show me a woman willing to do anything and I'll... |
and I'll show you a woman who hasn't had *any* in way too long.
Show me a man with a chocolate pudding fetish........................ |
...and I'll show you the woman chasing him.
Show me a man covered in chocolate pudding... |
and I'll show you a woman who will lick it off
show me a man who adds whipped cream.... |
...and I'll show you a glutton for punishment
Show me a woman waiting... |
and I'll show you a man in a hurry.
Show me a sensitive man. |
....and I'll show you a man with a low pain threshhold.
Show me a woman in a black miniskirt... |
...and I'll show you a nice guy with a big heart
((hi sweetie!)) Show me a woman who appreciates him... |
...and I'll show you a woman still head over heels in love.
Show me a man who can use his imagination... |
...and I'll show you a man in much demand.
Show me a woman with a lot on her mind... |
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