...and I'll show you someone with too much free time.

Show me a lady who wants to be a tramp...

.... and I'll show you a guy that wants to be trampped on.


Show me a guy that would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing and.......

...I'll show you a man who is both tone deaf and has no sense of smell.

Show me a woman who likes him anyway...

and I'll show you Helen Keller.



Show me a man who goes out wearing only a thong and black socks.............................

and I'll show you an ex-President.

Show me a woman who pumps iron.....

And I'll show you someone who can kick most men's ass.

Show me a woman willing to do anything and I'll...

and I'll show you a woman who hasn't had *any* in way too long.



Show me a man with a chocolate pudding fetish........................

...and I'll show you the woman chasing him.


Show me a man covered in chocolate pudding...

and I'll show you a woman who will lick it off

show me a man who adds whipped cream....

...and I'll show you a glutton for punishment

Show me a woman waiting...

and I'll show you a man in a hurry.

Show me a sensitive man.

....and I'll show you a man with a low pain threshhold.

Show me a woman in a black miniskirt...

...and I'll show you a nice guy with a big heart

((hi sweetie!))

Show me a woman who appreciates him...

...and I'll show you a woman still head over heels in love.

Show me a man who can use his imagination...

...and I'll show you a man in much demand.

Show me a woman with a lot on her mind...