What is said in a german porn shop.

play ball

What the young lady said when she first saw his bat and balls. :)

Blue light special

what is a sex special in aisle 13 at kmart?

hit me with your best shot

What is the translated title of the hottest Bukkake Film in Japan?

"so, a needle pulling thread..."

What is the wrong way to pierce your nipple. :(

and in the darkness bind them

What is the twelfth chapter in the Night Vision Goggles manual for combat dedicated to?

”Slowly I turn, step by step”…..

what is what happens to me before I step on toes in dance class?


jello pudding pops

What is an orgasm on a stick?

repeat application on stubborn stains

What was Linda Tripp's friendly wash day tip to Monica Lewinsky?

rain, seet or snow

What are three things not appreciated when sunbathing?

I'm hungry for sex.

What is something you will never hear the cookie monster say?

Home and garden party

What is it when the house just isn't big enough?

Love Potion # 9

What is a strawberry daiquiri?

Surgeon Generals warning

What does pixies need for PF?

Panties full of posies

What did Dorothy wake up with when she fell asleep in the poppy field???


6 in one hand , 1/2 a dozen in the other