What phrase gives a NASCAR fan a hard-on?



She meant NOTHING to me.

what is every guy's defence at geeting caught?


slip slidin' away

What happens when too much lubricant is used?

Little darlin'

What is a common term of endearment in the south?

My butt is sore!

What do you say the morning after blacking out drunk in a gay biker bar.



Brilliant!

What would one say after looking at Tess' stellar diamond?

Fabulous!

What's another name for osuche?

Love's first kiss ...

What is one of the many things in the world that defy description?

CV joints

When the words ran together, what did, "See the joints," sound like?

Popcorn! Peanuts! Crackerjacks!

What are DB's favorite foods at the movies?

Lollipop

What's good to use to practice on when trying to pervect your bj technique?



Lunatic Fringe

What's that stuff that hangs down from wild new bedspreads?

How about something to eat?

What did I ask my SO before bedtime last night?

Phone book

What would be a good source for wrong numbers?

Good to the last drop.

What was written on the fuselage of the Enola Gay?

ein hole a gay