Tee hee, isn't that what I said/fantasized?

for my crafty friend ;)

she's crafty~beastie boys

Well this girl came up to me - she says she's new in town
But the crew been said they seen her around
I thought they were right but I didn't wanna know
The girlie was Def and she wanted to go
I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose
I think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce
The next thing she said, "My place or yours?
Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!"
We got into the cab - the cab driver said
He recognized my girlie from the back of her head
He said a little something about tip to base
So I made him stop the cab to get out of the place
I shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret it
Something's going on and I'll probably never get it
She was crying like a baby - stupid dumb
It's just too bad that girl's a bum


She's crafty - she's gets around
She's crafty - she's always down
She's crafty - she's got a gripe
She's crafty - and she's just my type
She's crafty


I spent my last dollar to by a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget
Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while
The girl came up to me she said she loved the show
Asked her to come home and she couldn't say, "No!"
We got the crib - there's Adam and D.
We didn't say a word - they just stared at me
I said, "I don't know her just met her tonight."
And Adrock started hiding everything in sight
D. pulled me over said, "Hide your gold,
The girl is crafty like ice is cold!"
The girl is crafty - she knows all the moves
I started playing records - she knew all the groo-hooves
He thought she was a thief - and D. was right
But I just figured she'd spend the night
When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself sleeping in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind - she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home


She's crafty - she's gets around
She's crafty - she's always down
She's crafty - she's got a gripe
She's crafty - and she's just my type
She's crafty

i heard this is a cover of a queen tune but i've never heard them perform it.

this version effin rocks anyway :p

stone cold crazy~metallica


Sleeping very soundly on a saturday morning
I was dreaming I was al capone
Rumors going round, gotta clear out of town
Smell like a dry fishbone
Here come the law, gonna break down the door
Carry me away once more.
Never, never, never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy!
stone cold crazy, yo!

Rainy afternoon,
ought to kill a typhoon
And she’s playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy!
stone cold crazy, yo!
huh!

~insert some kick ass guitar here~

Walking down the street,
shooting people that I meet
Fully loaded tommy gun
Here come the deputy,
try fuckin' gettin' me
Gotta fuckin' get up and run
They got the sirens loose,
I ran right out of juice
They’re gonna put me in a cell.
If I can’t go to heaven,
let me go to heeeeeeeeeell
Crazy!
stone cold crazy, yo!

yeah!

Sung by too many to list



My story is much too sad to be told,
But practically ev'rything leaves me totally cold.
The only exception I know is the case
When I'm out on a quiet spree
Fighting vainly the old ennui
And I suddenly turn and see
Your fabulous face.

I get no kick from champagne.
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?
Some get a kick from cocaine.
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrific'ly too
Yet I get a kick out of you.

I get a kick every time I see
You're standing there before me.
I get a kick and it's clear to me
You obviously adore me.
I get no kick in a plane.
Flying too high with some guy in the sky
Is my idea of - nothing to do,
Yet I get a kick out of you.

On An Evening In Roma ~ Deano



Como e' bella ce' la luna brille e' strette
strette como e' tutta bella a passeggiare
Sotto il cielo di Roma

Down each avenue or via, street or strata
You can see 'em disappearing two by two
On an evening in Roma
Do they take 'em for espresso
Yeah, I guess so
On each lover's arm a girl I wish I knew
On an evning in Roma

Though there's grining and mandolining in sunny Italy
The beginning has just begun when the sun goes down
So please meet me in the plaza near your casa
I am only one and one is one too few
On an evening in Roma

Don't know what the country's coming to
But in Rome do as the Romans do
Will you on an evening in Roma

Como e' bella ce' la luna brille e' strette
strette como e' tutta bella a passeggiare
Sotto il cielo di Roma
Don't know what the country's coming to
But in Rome do as the Romans do
Will you on an evening in Roma
Sott'er celo de Roma
On an evening in Roma

Another great one by Dean Martin...


Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
See the pyramids along the Nile
Just remember darlin', all the while
You belong to me

See the market place in old Algiers
Send me photographs and souvenirs
Just remember when a dream appears
You belong to me

I'll be so alone without you
Maybe you'll be lonesome too and blue
Fly the ocean in a silver plane
See the jungle when it's wet with rain
Just remember til you're home again
You belong to me

Fly the ocean in a silver plane
See the jungle when it's wet with rain
Just remember til you're home again
You belong to me

:D:D
get on the snake~soungarden

Get on the snake
With a swarm of motor flys
Get on the snake
Under the cola colored sky

Don’t worry, everything’s clean
Road worthy, hungry and mean

Get on the snake
Where the metal river bleeds
Get on the snake
Where you never will believe
Hey baby, what’s your disease
My hearts bleeding
I’m dying to leave

Get on the snake
Where the water turns to steam
Get on the snake
With a suicide machine

Don’t worry, everything’s clean
Road worthy, hungry and mean
Hungry and mean...
Hungry and mean...

I apologize in advance, but I *swear* it's because our chorus is doing a four-part harmony version of this (and it's really, really cool!)

The Weather Girls
It's Raining Men

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!

Warrant - Love In Stereo

First time I went to California
I couldn't believe my eyes
Skirts were so short
Nights were so long
I thought that I would probably die
Fresh out of Luckenback, Texas
I didn't expect that pair
Both of them had one thing on their mind
And both of them were willing to share
I never had two women before
But I'm an open minded person
So baby lock that door

Love in stereo
Love in stereo
Ooo how can anything feel this good
It's love in stereo

Lovin' from the bottom lovin' from the top
Lovin' to the left and the right
Now I'm a lover not a fighter but it
Looks like I'm gonna have to fight
To keep from losin' my mind
I never had two women before
But I'm an open minded person
S baby lock that door

Love in stereo
Love in stereo
Oo how can anything feel so good
Love in stereo

First time I went to California
I couldn't believe my eyes
Skirts were short nights were so long
Girls comin' two at a time
Love in stereo Love in stereo
Love in stereo It's love in stereo
Oo how can anything feel so good

Since you've been gone ~ Outfield (I tired to tell him 33 would be the best year ever)


Since you've been gone
There's something I wanna say
Since you've been gone
There's no one taking your place
Since you've been gone
I've just been foolin' around
Since you've been gone
This world's been turned upside down
Didn't think I'd find a girl that I could not forget
Anything we started not so long ago - ain't over yet

Since you've been gone
Staring at your photograph
And I know it won't be long
An' I know you're coming back

You turned me on
Since the first time I set eyes on you
You turned me on
Ooh the things you want me to do
Don't get me wrong
'Cos you're not the only girl I've ever had
But since you've been gone
Girl you know the thought of you's driving me mad
All I do is think of you I lie awake - lie awake
And no matter how I try this loneliness - you know I can't take

Since you've been gone
Staring at your photograph
And I know it won't be long
An' I know you're coming back

Since you've been gone
There's something I wanna say
Since you've been gone
There's no one to stand in my way
Since you've been gone
So scared of losing this time
Since you've been gone
Girl you know that I can't get you out of my mind

Since you've been gone
Staring at your photograph
And I know that I was wrong
An' I know you're coming back
Since you've been gone
Tried my best to read between the lines
If some things are hard to say
You better tell me one more time
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone

Your words they make just a whisper
Your face is so unclear
I try to pay attention
And the words just disappear
Cuz it's always raining in my head
Forget all the things i should have said
So i speak to you in riddles
Cuz my words get in my way
I smoke the whole thing to my head
And feel it wash away
Cuz i can't take anymore of this
I wanna come apart
And did myself a little hole
Inside your precious heart
Cuz it's always raining in my head
Forget all the things i should have said
I am nothing more than
A little boy inside
That cries out for intention
That i always try to hide
Cuz i talk to you like children
Though i don't know how i feel
But i know i'll do the right thing
If the right thing is in fear
Cuz its always raining in my head
Forget all the things i should have said

Epiphany~ Staind

My funny Valentine,,, take your pick but lets say Ella Fitzgerald

My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's day

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't you change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's day

Awesome song! I love Ella...she was my very first live concert!

I'm gonna sit right down ~ Nat King Cole


I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you.
I'm gonna write words oh, so sweet
They're gonna knock me off of my feet,
A lot of kisses on the bottom,
I'll be glad I got 'em.

I'm gonna smile and say,
"I hope you're feeling better,"
And close with love, the way that you do.
I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you.

I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe that it came from you.
I'm gonna write words oh, so sweet, yeah!

Lotta kisses on the bottom,
I'll be glad I got 'em.
I'm gonna smile and say,
"I hope you're feeling better,"
And close with love, the way that you do.
I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came from you...

I'm gonna sit right down
And write myself a letter,
And make believe it came,
Make believe that it came from you!

Biggest Part of Me~ Ambrosia

Yeah

(sunrise)

There’s a new sun arisin’
(in your eyes) I can see a new horizon
(realize) that will keep me realizin’
You’re the biggest part of me

(stay the night) need your lovin’ here beside me
(shine the light) need you close enough to guide me
(for all my life) I’ve been hopin’ you would find me
You’re the biggest part of me

Well

Make a wish, baby
Well, and I will make it come true
Make a list, baby
Of the things I’ll do for you
Ain’t no risk, now,
In lettin’ my love rain down on you,
So we could wash away the past,
So that we may start anew

(rainbow) risin’ over my shoulder;
(love flows) gettin’ better as we’re older
(all I know) all I want to do is hold her
She’s the life that breathes in me
(forever) got a feelin’ that forever
(together) we are gonna stay together
(for better) for me, there’s nothin’ better
You’re biggest part of me

Well

Make a wish, baby
Well, and I will make it come true
Make a list, baby
Of the things I’ll do for you
Ain’t no risk, now,
In lettin’ my love rain down on you,
So we could wash away the past,
So that we may start anew

Oh

More than an easy feelin’,
She brings joy to me
How can I tell you
What it means to me?
Flow like a lazy river
For an eternity
I’ve finally found someone
Who believes in me,
And I’ll never leave

Oh

Oh, not to doubt now
Mmmm, make life grand

Well

Make a wish, baby
Well, and I will make it come true
Make a list, baby
Of the things I’ll do for you
Ain’t no risk, now,
In lettin’ my love rain down on you,
So we could wash away the past,
So that we may start anew

(beside me) need your lovin’ here beside me
(to guide me) keep it close enough to guide me
(inside of me) from the fears that are inside of me
You’re the biggest part of me

(forever) got a feelin’ that forever
(together) we are gonna stay together
(forever) from now until forever
You’re the biggest part of me
You’re the life that breathes in me
You’re the biggest part of me

Mmmmm

You changed my life
You made it right
And I’ll be a servant to you
For the rest of my life
You’re the biggest part of me....