what is osuche doing to replace her credit cards?? :(

pissed off at the world

How does Saddam Hussein act?

Tents and huts

Where were the first brothels of the American West housed?

big meaty and bouncy

what are testicles or boobs?

demure

What did it sound like when the gang member told his buddy, "Then you are" in response to the question, "Who's it?"

I'll miss you if you go away ...

WHat did jelly tell peanut butter?

Like fleas on a dog

what did an ex-girlfriend liken me to when I could not come up with my share of the rent?

"Sweet, Neat and Totally Complete"

How would you describe your last lovemaking session?

OMG, it's going to happen!

what is, YES! I got Conan tickets in Toronto? WOOHOO!!!

amazingly enough

What is a phrase that means absolutely nothing in proper English?

Fuck me now

what is the best invitation I have ever had????

holy crabcakes batman!

What would Robin say if Gotham City was in Maryland?


2 fingers and a smile

OMG ... this is terrible ...

What did the frostbite victim show after reconstructive surgery?

(Sorry, the devil made me do it. :D)



I love my country!

Geez.... that is cold, DB.... accurate, but cold... LOL

What does G.W. howl when he is making love to the First Lady?


Chinese water torture

What did the environmentalist call the Chinese use of the Yantze River?

Gentlement, start your engines.