what is a phrase not said often enough???

that was fantastic

What's a nice thing to say after making love to someone?

Mama mia, that's one spicey meatball!

what is the result of sticking your testicles in a jar of Jalapeno brine?

taco salad

What goes good with a frosty cold Corona?

Swiss bank accounts

what is something I wish I had enough money to worry about?

arc de triomphe

What was the grown-up equivalent of an erector set construction project called?

Give me liberty ...

If a peinis in a speedo could talk what would be it's first words?

Lust in translation.

What is a sexual encounter between an American boy and an Italian woman?

Nutty as a fruitcake

What's the perfect compliment for comedians just completing their routine?

Where's the exit?

What is the proper inquiry during a fire drill?

Got it in one

What did the blind man say excitedly when he made love to his bride for the first time?

Double your pleasure; double your fun ...

What's a guy's respons when asked if he wants to have sex witht he Wrigley's twins?

Lick the lollipop

I feeeeeel Good! HitMe! ugggh.
 

What was going to be the follow up hit to James Brown's "Lickin' Stick"?

Meat Popsicle

What product did Oscar Meyer come up with to compete with Popsicles?

She'll be comin' around the mountain ...

She'll be comin' around the mountain ... soon, I hope

WOman on a mission...