What does it take to get the cum taste out of your mouth?


The Red Baron

what did mistress call my trussed up cock before it became "Blue Beard"?

the frozen food section of your grocers

Where is the best place to keep your corn dog hard?


Poppin' Fresh

what is my cock's constant reaction to the beautiful and sexy women who post here?

ho ho ho green giant

what become of 3 destitue urban amazons?

high fructose corn syrup

What do you get when you mix marijuana and fructose corn syrup?


The Pit of Despair

What is another name for the landscaping in my back yard?

Pickles and ice cream.

what's the most accurate pregnancy test kit?


Foreign affairs

What do you call trans-border sexual liaisons?

Kiss and tell

what do gossip rags pay big money for?

up and at em

What did the penis say when it saw the panties come off?

All aboard.

What is said with a lady spread eagle on the bed.

Good to the last drop.

what is the outcome of the best blow job you've ever received?

jumpin' jehosephat! (sp?)

What did Zorro, the Gay Blade, do when he saw Jehoshaphat laying on his tummy with his butt stuck up in the air?

The man from La Mancha

After a stong wind blew some letters from the Marquee...What did the sign outside the gay bar proclaim of the new starring act?

"mirror, mirror, on the wall...."