True

You can do it... You can do it all... night... long!!!

Not any more, I can't. False. :(


You enjoy cooking dinner.

True, especially Thanksgiving Dinner

You are head over heels in love.

With my wife. :)


You have no pets.

False: 4 dogs.

You are going shopping today.

True, but I didn't go in.

Your eyes were bigger than your stomach at dinner.

Alas, yes. :(


You didn't prepare dinner

True. Papa John's

You can eat a large pizza in one sitting by yourself.

Not any more. :(

Usually two or three slices is all I can handle.


You prefer thin pizza crust.

False...it usually crumbles all over me...pan pizza is better!

You use anal plugs on yourself.

False ... but that gives me ideas ... :hot:



Your computer runs Linux.

False, haven't as of yet even tried Linux



You have a lot of fun things planned for today

False. Sick as a dog today. :(

You had sex today.

false -it was before midnight


You love juicy ripe peaches.

True. Sounds good.

You have some pretty good neighbors.