What is the call that starts the Indianaopolis Dildo Vibrator 500?
"them's some slick machines!"

Girly Goo

what is the crap on my counter that only my wife knows what to do with???

sleigh ride

What do you call it when you've "over-lubed?"

Jingle bells

What is it when men do aerobics and don't wear a jock-strap?



White Christmas

What do you call it when the man climax's on December 25th?

mistletoe

Underneath what is the best place in the whole wide world to take out your penis?

EggNog and Head bob

a fun christmass eve


time on your hands and nothing to do

What's the chief motivation for visiting Pixies?

Wearing nothing but a smile

What do many Pixies have on in their pictures?


sears catalog

Where do you go for trusty Craftsman hardware to satisfy your dark desire to experience the softer side of Sears?

The Underwear Taste Test

How does PantyFanatic grade women?







Long Distance Love Affair

what is torture on the heart?

one night stand

WHat do I have on my side of the bed?

Nothing but a horn.

How does a unicorn respond to "What's on your mind?"

Chili dog with cheese

WHat is a Cincinnatian's fastest method to achieve a heart attack?

Just a stick of gum