what do people do when they are trying to sort out a difficult situation?

hell or high water

What along with "in her mouth" "all over her tits" and "accidently in your trousers" is a way to come?

A doggie "Lipstick"

What is it most young female dogs want from their owners, but almost never get?

Tiger paws.

What phrase did Roy's tiger mistake for "Tiger!, Pause!"?

Mauled

what is what happens to a guy when his woman is rarin' to go?

red licorice

What can be used as a tasty rope in bondage games?

Soul music.

What would be a good description of church music?



Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

What's Gary Larson's Dom fantasy?


Jury of your peers

A jury of my peers? OMG ... what is meant by "sincere sympathy?" :D :D

Home is where the heart is.

What is where you find many are yearning for.

Piece of mind

What do you look for when you feel like you've lost yours? :D

Baby, it's cold outside. :(

In December in NY, At 4am in a sleazy cold motel room, what is the reason most often given for a guy not wanting to have his cock taken from a warm mouth who's owners jaw is aching?

Trim and fit.

Mama mia! What a boner?

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

In the Porno industry, What do the pubic hairstylists call doing a man's cut rather than a ladies cut?

"binomial curious"

What is minimal interest in the bi-sexual lifestyle called?

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"