You know me so well. :)

You're getting together with friends today.

False. At least I don't have plans to that effect.



You often cook for the family.

False. The mister does 90% of the cooking.

You've been to a concert in the last 2 weeks.

False


You have a hairy chest

False. It's scaley, of course.

You want the feel of beach sand between your toes right now.

False


This summer has been hotter and dryer than normal.

False: this summer has actually been hotter and cooler and wetter and drier than usual - but you wouldn't notice because it's been foggier and windier as well. (As usual)

I am not confused and self-deluded.

True


Otherwise sensible people can do the most surprising things.

True

Gas prices are dropping where you live.

True ... barely



You have plans for this weekend.

True.

This is the weekend of our local town "Pumpkin Festival." We're called the Pumpkin Capital of the World canning almost 80% of the US canned pumpkins and 50% of the world's crop. it's a big deal here with semi's arriving and unloading 24-hours a day. At the festival, my wife and I will be manning one of the booths at our merchant's tent for a couple of hours tomorrow. Then Sunday we have plans for attending a service in Peoria.

True or false: Your town has a fall festival, too.

False, at least no formal one.


Traditions are valuable family possessions.

I think that is very true


It rained all day!

False. Sunny and warm yesterday and today's suppose to be similar.

Gas prices always go up for weekends and holidays. :(

Mostly true!


You read your junk mail.