why? did you fart?

jambalaya

What did they say when they were asked what balaya jam is?

Tootie Fruitie

What do bigots call a gay trumpet player?

Covering on average 12cm it is the largest opening on the human body.

What is a pleasant place to visit on the human body.

chocolate covered cherries

What are sweets for my sweety's sweetness?

Honey ... are you busy right now?

What is said when DB is horny?

Coming of age

Old enough to Bleed....
 

What is 11,12,13 &14 in the states of Kentucky, West Virgina, Arkansas and Mississippi respectivly?

The Breeder Cup

What is awarded to all the Pixies member.

More than a hand full.

What happens when you don't get taken care of for a while?

Sunday funnies.

wanna get high?
 

What is late saturday night sex on Nitrous Oxide?

Coal Furnace

What you have when you lady is extremely hot for you?

sticky fingers

What has both Bitch and Brown Sugar?

Gin and Vermouth

What are two of the major food group .... supplements? :)

Tales of the sea.

What sort of story is bound to contain graphic detail of both Seamen and Semen.

With a Halliard and a Mainsheet

What are nautical rope terms that could be used in some sexual games?

Tightrope walker