There was opposition to the WOW group? The women won? (Rockon!) This is so fascinating. Tell me more ...both of you please? :D

*hunkers down with her teacup to listen*

So, Kitty. You want to hear the tale how a woman and her organisation terrorised the male membership of a forum for months? How she mercilessly destroyed her husband who desperately tried to get her back?

:eek:

*climbing onto your lap*

I do SO love fairy tales, Tib. Please tell us your version of this one?

and then I will tell the truth :p

Oh no, Maid.

A gentleman always let the lady go first - especially since you just had another break.

Well, for one: Your husband. Remember him? Butler of Blunders?

Is this what you are like with all your conquests?

Tell you what. Don't think of his name and tell Kitty the tale.

Wishful thinking, Maid.

Now are you going to tell her?

Poor BoB. He was a kind, decent guy who broadcasted to the whole forum how much he loved you and what did you do? You said that you don't remember him and simply kicked him to the curb. It almost broke the guy.

I had to help him. It was the only humane thing to do. But it wasn't enough. You still destroyed him.

PS He only wanted you to do the laundry because evidently you do it so well.

Butler of Blunders: RIP :(

Yeah, yeah, yeah...
 

Oh my! I seem to have opened a can of worms. Just please don't get in a fistfight? *pleading*

Oi! Maid! NO!!!!

BoB and I had a mutual but manly friendship. We were pals, chums, just good mates. We never did anything 'funny' and I would appreciate it if you didn't hint to the contrary.

The way you and your fellow 'WOWzers' treated the poor guy, was it any wonder that he fought back in any way he could? I still think that creating the League Against WOWzers (L.A.W.) saved that site from your deadly influence even if it couldn't save BoB himself.

Poor BoB! :(

harumph!
 

*sipping my tea*

Interesting, but a little too controversial for my taste. :)

I agree, Kitty. Maid's treatment of all her pizzaboys as well as her ex-husband is controversal to say the least.

creeps in - grabs beer and creeps out before Tib can grab the scruff of my neck and toss me into the bogs.

*Seeing Chloe from the corner of my eye she dives into the Men's toilets*

Chuckle. I knew she was keen but not that keen.

*Listening to the shouts as men start spilling out*.

*laughing at all the men who are afraid to let a woman into the toilet with them*

*laughing too*

Hmmm. I notice that Chloe isn't in any rush to come out again.

:D

I might have to go in there and get her. lol

(Standing in the loo, taking a whiz).

Oh hi Chloe, come on in.

Not like you've not see it before huh.

I promise, no dribbles from me.
I shake it five, six times.

Oh wait, anything over three is considered jacking off, right.

Chloe, do me a favor please.:slurp:

*Listening to the moans coming out of the loo*

I am starting to wonder if it was a good idea to let her clean the toilets doing opening hours, Kitten. Now they are starting to queue to get back in!

I'm on it Tib!


*heads in there to see if Chloe needs any help*
(I'm such a naughty girl :lust: )

Oh! I love my job! :slurp:



:jump: *looks at the line-up for the men's loo.*

Good thing you're here SK, to help me out. :D

*shakes his head at all the peoples antics and materializes another bottle of Jaxk and a pack of cigarrettes*

{I wonder why nobody uses my machine? No ordering or waiting, just push a button and its there...oh well it is of little consequence.}

*Thinking*
 

*Watching the queue getting ever longer and the men coming out with HUGE grins on their faces*.

Hmmm. Wonder if I should charge them? It's a service being provided by my employees (just hired Kitten) after all.

*Starting to compile list of services that my Loo girls can provide*

Re: *Thinking*
 

Now there's an idea I like.:cool:

Spose you could have the waitress just make her rounds in there also?

My sciver of a waitress, Gray?

Hmmm. Could do. It's not as if she is really busy.

Hmmm.

Good idea, Gray. :D

So what's the Hourly Tib or are we on Commission?

Be careful Tib, it's a loaded question.:line: :line:

Loaded nothing, just wanna make sure I get paid what I am worth. ;)

Hmmm.

I was thinking not a huge amount since you are getting free "meals" and the drinks would be half-priced. Oh okay, the drinks would be free.

Howzat? :D

*chuckles*
 

Re: *chuckles*
 

:eek:

*Shocked*

I wouldn't mind some tips at least ..hehe...and can I have a kitten instead of a dawg? I like them better :)

(had repeated myself like a goober)