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The WOWzers (Women of Wonder) were really a lot of fun, weren't they? You and your cronies never could defeat us. herherher
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There was opposition to the WOW group? The women won? (Rockon!) This is so fascinating. Tell me more ...both of you please? :D
*hunkers down with her teacup to listen* |
So, Kitty. You want to hear the tale how a woman and her organisation terrorised the male membership of a forum for months? How she mercilessly destroyed her husband who desperately tried to get her back?
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*climbing onto your lap*
I do SO love fairy tales, Tib. Please tell us your version of this one? and then I will tell the truth :p |
Oh no, Maid.
A gentleman always let the lady go first - especially since you just had another break. |
Hmmm... And just who is the gentleman in question? *looking around*
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Well, for one: Your husband. Remember him? Butler of Blunders?
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Umm... amnesia. It recurs whenever that name comes up. (He was sexy though, wasn't he? I'd never go with a man who wasn't sexy.)
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Is this what you are like with all your conquests?
Tell you what. Don't think of his name and tell Kitty the tale. |
No. Only you.
And you have it mixed up. YOUR version would be a tale. MINE would be the TRUTH. :p |
Wishful thinking, Maid.
Now are you going to tell her? |
Tell her what, smartypants? How some guy showed up on the boards insisting that he was my husband and demanding that I come "home" to do the laundry? HIS laundry. :eek:
Or how YOU took up his side and dumped me flat on my behind only to join his coalition to try to defame my good name and character? Or maybe I should mention how all the Women of Wonder gave him a sound thrashing (which didn't quite leave you unscathed either)? Or should I just leave all that stuff aside and mention that you ran away with your tail tucked firmly between my legs? :D |
Oops! That should have been:
With your tail tucked firmly between YOUR legs. :rolleyes: |
Poor BoB. He was a kind, decent guy who broadcasted to the whole forum how much he loved you and what did you do? You said that you don't remember him and simply kicked him to the curb. It almost broke the guy.
I had to help him. It was the only humane thing to do. But it wasn't enough. You still destroyed him. PS He only wanted you to do the laundry because evidently you do it so well. Butler of Blunders: RIP :( |
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Did you ever consider that BoB might have been after you all along? Hmmm???? I mean, basically I paid him no never mind, the WoWzers shooed him off, and YOU took up with him after that.
I've heard YOU aren't so bad at doing the laundry either -- among other things. :D |
Oh my! I seem to have opened a can of worms. Just please don't get in a fistfight? *pleading*
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Oi! Maid! NO!!!!
BoB and I had a mutual but manly friendship. We were pals, chums, just good mates. We never did anything 'funny' and I would appreciate it if you didn't hint to the contrary. The way you and your fellow 'WOWzers' treated the poor guy, was it any wonder that he fought back in any way he could? I still think that creating the League Against WOWzers (L.A.W.) saved that site from your deadly influence even if it couldn't save BoB himself. Poor BoB! :( |
harumph!
The poor sod never had a chance. Besides, I have a particularly keen interest in the latest in a long series of pizzaboys that I've been collecting over time. Yummy :D
And just how would you have liked the WOWzers to have reacted to some strange (and I mean it in EVERY sense of the word) man erupted onto the boards demanding that I come home to wash his unders?? They saw straight through him. As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, they had him tied up for a while. (I heard he liked it. ;) ) |
*sipping my tea*
Interesting, but a little too controversial for my taste. :) |
I agree, Kitty. Maid's treatment of all her pizzaboys as well as her ex-husband is controversal to say the least.
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creeps in - grabs beer and creeps out before Tib can grab the scruff of my neck and toss me into the bogs.
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*Seeing Chloe from the corner of my eye she dives into the Men's toilets*
Chuckle. I knew she was keen but not that keen. *Listening to the shouts as men start spilling out*. |
*laughing at all the men who are afraid to let a woman into the toilet with them*
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*laughing too*
Hmmm. I notice that Chloe isn't in any rush to come out again. :D |
I might have to go in there and get her. lol
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(Standing in the loo, taking a whiz).
Oh hi Chloe, come on in. Not like you've not see it before huh. I promise, no dribbles from me. I shake it five, six times. Oh wait, anything over three is considered jacking off, right. Chloe, do me a favor please.:slurp: |
*Listening to the moans coming out of the loo*
I am starting to wonder if it was a good idea to let her clean the toilets doing opening hours, Kitten. Now they are starting to queue to get back in! |
I'm on it Tib!
*heads in there to see if Chloe needs any help* (I'm such a naughty girl :lust: ) |
Oh! I love my job! :slurp:
:jump: *looks at the line-up for the men's loo.* Good thing you're here SK, to help me out. :D |
*shakes his head at all the peoples antics and materializes another bottle of Jaxk and a pack of cigarrettes*
{I wonder why nobody uses my machine? No ordering or waiting, just push a button and its there...oh well it is of little consequence.} |
*Thinking*
*Watching the queue getting ever longer and the men coming out with HUGE grins on their faces*.
Hmmm. Wonder if I should charge them? It's a service being provided by my employees (just hired Kitten) after all. *Starting to compile list of services that my Loo girls can provide* |
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Now there's an idea I like.:cool: Spose you could have the waitress just make her rounds in there also? |
My sciver of a waitress, Gray?
Hmmm. Could do. It's not as if she is really busy. Hmmm. Good idea, Gray. :D |
So what's the Hourly Tib or are we on Commission?
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Be careful Tib, it's a loaded question.:line: :line: |
Loaded nothing, just wanna make sure I get paid what I am worth. ;)
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Hmmm.
I was thinking not a huge amount since you are getting free "meals" and the drinks would be half-priced. Oh okay, the drinks would be free. Howzat? :D |
*chuckles*
You really thought you were going to get a PAYCHECK?? herherher
Don't take it personally, Kitty. *hugs* If he paid me what I was worth, I'd be a millionaire a few times over. The guy is a skinflint. Don't get your hopes up. Though he might buy you a dawg or something? I got one of those in a bonus envelope from him. :D |
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:eek: *Shocked* |
I wouldn't mind some tips at least ..hehe...and can I have a kitten instead of a dawg? I like them better :)
(had repeated myself like a goober) |
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