We now call them..........
 

Jefferson Wheelchair..............LOL! But this was great in it's day!


White Rabbit


One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small
and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall
Tell'em a hooka smoking caterpillar has given you the cord
Call Alice when she was just small

When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
and you just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving low
go ask Alice, I think she'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
and the white knight is talking backwards
and the red queen's off with her head
Remember what the Dormouse said
Feed your head! Feed your head!
Feed your head!

This song really challenges your voice if sung correctly.......
 

In the key of ...........Janis Joplin! *cough, cough*

Me and Bobby McGee

Kris Kristofferson

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train,
Feeling nearly faded as my jeans,
Bobby flagged a diesel down, just before it rained,
Took us all the way to New Orleans.

I took my harp out of my dirty red bandanna,
I was blowin' sad while Bobby sang the blues,
Windshield wipers slappin' time, Bobby clappin' hands,
We fin'ly sang near every song that driver knew.

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to do.
Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.
Feelin' good was easy Lord, when Bobby sang the blues.
Feelin' good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

From the coal mines of Kentucky to the California sun,
Bobby shared the secrets of my soul,
Standing right beside me, Lord, through everything I done,
Bobby's body kept me from the cold.

Then somewhere near Salinas, Lord, I let her slip away,
Lookin' for that home, I hope she finds it,
And I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday
Holding Bobby's body close to mine.

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Nothin' was all she left for me.
Feelin' good was easy Lord, when Bobby sang the blues.
Feelin' good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to do.
Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.
Feelin' good was easy Lord, when Bobby sang the blues.
Feelin' good was good enough for me,
good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

Chorus

Lord, I called him my lover, I called him my man
I said I called him my lover, did the best I can
C'mon, hey now Bobby now hey now Bobby McGee, yeah

Can't help but love the Eagles.......
 

Hotel California

Don Felder/Don Henley/Glenn Frey


On a dark dessert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself, this could be heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the hotel California, such a lovely place, such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel California, any time of year you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain, please bring me my wine
He said, we haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling me from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say

Welcome to the hotel California, such a lovely place, such a lovely face
Living it up at the hotel California, what a nice surprise, bring you alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice
She said We are all just prisoners here of our own device
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stabbed it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman, we are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you please, but you can never leave

My Question too!
 

But the bigger question......Will I get an answer?


Baby What You Want Me To Do

Jimmy Reed

You got me running, you got me hiding
You got me run, hide, hide, run any way you want
Let it roll, yeah, yeah, yeah
You got me doing what you want me
Baby, why you want to let go

Going up, going down
Going up, down ,down, up, any way you want
Let it roll, yeah, yeah, yeah
You got me doing what you want me
Baby, why you want to let go

Got me peeping, got me hiding
Got me peep, hide, hide, peep, any way you want
Let it roll, yeah, yeah, yeah
You got me doing what you want me
Baby, why you want to let go

Today - I just can't get this one out of my head .... (I know probably no one else knows this one, but it's a really soft sung ballad type song)

Fine As Fine Can Be - Sung by (and I believe written by) Gordon Lightfoot

You're as soft as the rose
You're as sweet as the honey
You're as warm as the bright morning sun
You're as cool as the breeze on the last days of April
You're as fine as fine can be

You're like time is to space
You're like faith is to trustin'
You're like blue is to feelin' unkind
You're like joy is for love,
You're like dreams are for chasin'
You're as fine as fine can be

And when I am gone my thoughts are all with you
You're my little angel you see
You're as bright as the moon
You're as light as a feather
You're as fine as fine can be

Like the rain is for the crops
You're like food for my thoughts
You're like true is for knowin' what's not
You're like leaves are for trees
You're like bees are for buzzin'
You're as fine as fine can be

You're as bright as the moon
You're as light as a feather
You're as fine as fine can be

Feeli' a bit funky today......


You ain't got no kind of feeling inside
I got something that's sure to get your stuff on fire
You refuse to put anything before your pride
What I got will knock all your pride aside

Tell me something good
Tell me that you love me, yeah...
Tell me something good
Tell me that you like it, yeah...


"Got no time" is what you're known to say
I'll make you wish there was 48 hours to each day
Your problem is you ain't been loved like you should
But what I got to give will sure enough do you good

Visions of Chaka Kahn dancin in my head...woohoo...

USE ME

MY FRIENDS - FEEL IT THEIR APPOINTED DUTY,
THEY KEEP TRYIN’ TO TELL ME,
ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS USE ME
UH, HUH, BUT MY ANSWER TO ALL THAT “USE ME” STUFF,

I-YI-YI-YI I WANNA SPREAD THE NEWS,
THAT IF IT FEELS THIS GOOD GETTING USED,
OH, YA JUST KEEP ON USIN’ ME,
UNTIL YA USE ME UP

MY BROTHER - SIT ME RIGHT DOWN & HE TALKED TO ME
& HE TOLD ME -
THAT I OUGHT’N NOTTA LET YA JUST WALK ON ME
& I’M SURE HE MEANT WELL,
BUT WHEN OUR TALK WAS THRU
I - I - I SAID BROTHER, IF YOU ONLY KNEW,
YOU’D WISH YOU WERE IN MY SHOES,
OH, YOU JUST KEEP ON USIN’ ME,
UNTIL YA USE ME UP

SOMETIMES - IT’S TRUE, YA REALLY DO ABUSE ME
YA GET ME IN A CROWD OF HIGH-CLASS PEOPLE,
AND THEN YA ACT REAL RUDE TO ME.
BUT OH BABY - BABY - BABY - BABY
WHEN YA LOVE ME I CAN’T GET ENOUGH

I-YI-YI-YI I WANNA SPREAD THE NEWS,
THAT IF IT FEELS THIS GOOD GETTING USED,
OH, YA JUST KEEP ON USIN’ ME,
UNTIL YA USE ME UP

TALKIN’ ‘BOUT YOU USIN’ ME,
BUT IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DO,
AIN’T TO BAD HOW YOUR USIN' ME
'CAUSE I SURE AM USIN' YOU
TO DO THE THINGS YOU DO

This one has been floatin in my head for the last few days,,,finally found the CD I knew it was here LOL,,,too many damn CD's :o)


I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess U could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine
she said how'd you like 2 waste sometime
and I could not reject when I saw little Nikki grind
she took me to her castle
and I just couldn't believe my eyes
she had so many devices
everything that money could buy
she said sign your name on the bottom line
the lights went out and Nikki started to grind
The castle started spinning or maybe it was my head
I can't tell you want she did 2 me
but me body will bever be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
she'll show you no mercy
but she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show U how 2 grind
I wonke up the next morning
Nikkin wasn't there
I looked all over
all I found was a phone number on the stairs
it said Thank U 4 a funky time
call me up whenever you want to grind


Darling Nikki
Prince off the Purple Rain Sdtk.

scotz.......I am looking for Robin Trower's "Bridge of Sighs".....I keep getting lost in other songs in my head though. I will get it ASAP for ya sweety! I am still watching you! Serenade me!

Due to my current phone situation - or rather, lack thereof, I keep hearing:

"Reach out, reach out and touch someone"

Step aside partner, it's my day
Bend an ear and listen to my version
(Of a really solid, Tennessee excursion)
Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
(Yes Yes) Track 29!
Boy you can give me a shine
(Can you afford to board, the Chattanooga Choo Choo?)
I've got my fare
And just a trifle to spare
You leave the Pennsylvania station 'bout a quarter to four
Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore
Dinner in the dinner, nothing could be finer
(then to have your ham and eggs in Carolina)
When you hear the whistle blowing eight to the bar
Then you know that Tennessee is not very far
Shuffle all the coal in
Gotta keep it rollin'
(Whoo Whoo Chattanooga there you are)
There's gonna be, a certain party at the station
Satin and Lace
I used to call funny face
She's gonna cry
Untill I tell her that i'll never roam
(So Chattanooga Choo Choo)
Won't you choo choo me home.
Get aboard...
All aboard...
Chattanooga choo choo
Wont you choo choo me home

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Meredith Brooks.......Bitch

I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
Some guy to thrill me and then go away
I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
Some girl who knows the meaning of
'Hey hit the highway'

Well I've been walking the streets up and down
Racing through the human jungle at night
I'm so confused, my mind is indifferent
Hey I'm so weak won't somebody shut off the light

Electricity runs through the video
As I watch from this hole I call home
All the stony's are dancing to the radio
And I got the world calling me up here
Tonight on the phone

I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
I need a lover who won't drive me mad
I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
Some guy who knows the meaning of
'Hey hit the highway'

Well I'm not wiped out by this poolroom life I'm living
Gonna quit this job, go to school or head back home
Well I'm not asking to be loved or be forgiven
Hey I just can't shaken in this bedroom
One more night alone

I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
I need a lover who won't drive me mad
I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
Some girl who knows the meaning of
'Hey hit the highway'

I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
I need a lover who won't drive me mad
I need a lover who won't drive me crazy
I need a lover who won't drive me mad

when you sleep where do your fingers go?
what do your fingers know
what do your fingers show
where do your fingers go
when you sleep
do they tremble on the edge of the bed
or do you fold them neatly by your head
do they clench like claws against your own skin
when you're living your day all over again
when you sleep
when you sleep where do your fingers go?
what do your fingers know
what do your fingers show
where do your fingers go
do they play guitar in a latin bar
are they strangers or lovers
do they drive your car
are they swimming submissively
sex acts of life
or just cutting through jello with a very sharp knife
now zeus was a womanizer
always on the make
but hera usually punished her that zeus was one to take
when you sleep where do your fingers go?
are they pulling out weeds from the dusty soil
but then never rewarded with the fruits of their toil
are they scratching their nails on the chalkboards of death
only seeking attention when everyone in the room has left
when you sleep
when you sleep where do your fingers go?
what do your fingers know
what do your fingers show
where do your fingers go
when you sleep
do they tremble on the edge of the bed
or do you fold them neatly by your head