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"Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again." --Mark Twain |
books
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. ~ Mark Twain again |
Advantage
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. Russell Green |
prevents
Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression. ~Faye Wattleton |
pregnancy/pregnant
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~Dave Barry |
*chuckle* That was a good one... And so, so true. :D
baby I watched a whole entire human being come out of there, and I realized that I would never again be the largest thing she had ever had. Very unsettling for the male ego. I mean, how could I say something romantic like "Here it comes baby, I'm gonna split you in half!" when I know for a fact how happy she would have been if the baby's head had only been three times the size of my dick? ~Chris Bridges |
“Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.” - Henry David Thoreau
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." ~ Mitch Hedberg
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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work[. ~William H. Masters
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns (1896 - 1996)
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