true, some short stories can be very sexy, but of course this isn't the case for all of them.

A cup of coffee signifies the beginning of the day.

True


Too much time is spent on politics.

true

Music can lift your spirits.

True

You're going to take a trip soon.

:) Soon is a relative term ... hmmm... sure... true, a weekend trip in Sept.

There's nothing like a good steak grilled to perfection.

TRUE! :slurp:

There's nothing like grilled onions with that perfect steak.

I love onions... true.


Sneezes are like orgasms for your nose.

False



You enjoy light bondage.

true


A foot massage can make a bad day disappear.

True



You enjoy rap music.

Generally speaking, false. There may always be some exceptions.


You enjoy clogging.

True ... I enjoy watching it (at least I enjoyed Lord of the Dance and Riverdance)

You'll probably have a beer today.

False


You are on a diet.

Kinda false and kinda true. I'm trying to watch what I eat (because I want to lose weight), but I'm not on any specific diet. Just doing things in moderation.

You love politics.

Not particularly.


... but I am glad that there are those who do!


You prefer a democracy to a dictatorship.