False. (For a change, and I may have the time to mow the lawn, it really needs it).

Today, my state of health is perfect!

False I wish!


It has been a wet Spring.

True, but thankfully it's been much drier lately than a few weeks ago.


You use a riding lawn mower to cut your lawn.

False. I did for several years, but don't have one right now. Use an electric push mower.

You spend a lot of time in taking care of your flowers or garden.

False. I live deep in the city.


The weather today is absolutely glorious!

True, its a wonderful day.

You find erotic massage enticing.

True very, who doesn't

You occasionally enjoy a little food with your sex

false, that would require a playful partner


You frequently sleep alone.

False


It has been a loooooooooooooooong day!

False ... it's only 3AM. :)

It was awfully warm here yesterday.

False ......... it was nice at 3AM when I went to bed. :rofl:


I can't wait to get back to work tomorrow.

False


You are due to change the oil in your car.

False for now. :)

There's a CD you want to purchase.

True


You have a cat for a pet - or is it the other way around?

True. Two, in fact. And, I do think it's the other way around. After all, we buy their food; put it in their bowls; get them fresh water every day; clean out their litter box; pet them; and let them sleep through most of each day. Hmmmmm.

You've never had a speeding ticket.