What might be the reality.

open ended

What is sex between two versatile gays?

Two dominants and a submissive.

What led to the song, "Torn Between Two Lovers?"

Westward Ho the Wagons

What sort of 'Ho conducts her biz in the back of a van near the Hudson River???

a Lotus

What did the car fancier wish for?

Mighty Mouse.

How do I describe my unusually small flacid penis?

BiPolar bear

What is a pussy called in the winter????


Candlehead.

What do you buy at the sex shop?

heads up

What happens when a guy gets an erection?

Heads or tails?

Do you want a blow job or hot sex?

mustard and relish

What is asked when you have an erection?

keep the change

What the cheap patron said to the prostitute?

It's time for dinner.

What is asked when you have a naked lady lieing in front of you?

eat up

What is the answer you hope for when the lady in front of you is naked and you ask what she'd like from you?

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

What a nice wet pussy brings from a man's lips?

heavenly